Dear fellow voters,
In the upcoming election, I beg you to consider my gluten-inspired platform. We need to build a wall of frosting, and initiate aggressive glucose policy overseas. We must understand the binding properties of corn starch if we are to navigate the global dietary economy. Our country needs your help in rising the dough that made our nation a sugarpower.
Join me in Baking America Cake Again!*
But actually, I’ve eaten way to much cake lately. Here are some of the newbies I’ve tried out:
3. Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (ok, not a cake but still my fave)
5. Cake-Pie (honestly, I don’t even know, interpret at your own risk)
*This message does not, by any means, condone the behavior or actions of the presumptive Republican candidate.